Conspiracy Theories Abound

Apparently there are some rumors floating about that the FMB did not perform in the parade for reasons other than weather. I can definitively quash these rumors, because the sole reason I decided not to perform on Sunday was for the health and well-being of the FMB performers, and that's all there is to it. If it was just cold, or warm and wet, we would have been out there spreading our holiday cheer. However, cold and wet spells h.y.p.o.t.h.e.r.m.i.a., and that spells trouble*.

*(and that starts with a capital T and that rhymes with P and that stands for pool!)


Smallz said…
Why do we associate anything and everything with cheesy Broadway songs?
Stauffer said…
It's all your fault! It's all your fault! It's all your fault!

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